Tight lipped

Yep. Everyone is pretty tight lipped these days. I would almost think people are trying to teach me a lesson about proper and improper blogging subjects.
I declare June bird-saving month. If you see a bird that needs help, go the extra mile.
I would also like someone to send a small motorcycle to me. No need to bill me, you can just make a gift of it. Preferrably nothing larger than a 250.
It's getting pretty sudorific up here in upstate NY. This weekend, solomon has his first cd release performance at a place in Pittsburg. It's exciting to see things working out so well for him. After all, he helped save a bird this month! That solomon (lower case "s" please- hee hee) sure is one bird-savin', EP-releasin', belt-buckled son of a gun.
Please join me in congratulating him on his recent success!

Butthole is Hot Shit!!!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!! It's shameless self-promotion. You might think that emphasizing the butthole would not be an effective way to self-promote. You might think that. Of course, you'd be dead wrong and apparently not in the know. I guess everyone probably knows the marketing power and pull of the butthole, but most people have enough built in shame (either that or common decency/moral conviction) not to play up the power of the butthole. The thing is...now I have tasted the power of the butthole (just the power, mind you) and it has made me heady. I had no idea how many depraved people are typing in the words "butthole" and "shit" on google and the like! It's amazing? The internet is teaming with coprophagous weirdos!
I must admit to a mild fascination with poop, but it's mainly because I only do it on special occasions once a week or so. In the past, I have even considered entitling a blog "Fecal Matters" and making it kind of poop-centric, you know. But apparently, I would get far more hits if I entitled it "blah blah blah BUTTHOLE blah".
The word butthole never seems to get less gross, you know- even with age. When you are a child, you get mild amusement out of the childlike grossness of the word. When you are older, it takes on a more refined, pure grossness. I mean, anyone can curse up a storm and look silly. But only people who mean business use the real hardcore "bad words" like butthole. The only reason children giggle at the word butthole and don't recognize it's power and purity is because they were only too recently pooping out their own buttholes and sitting in it until someone wiped them clean. The only thing nastier than buttholes is babies. Babies instinctively mock our fear of the butthole. But don't worry, we'll teach them shame yet. People are great at passing down shame generation after generation.
You know, some icons or groups seem untouchable. No one makes fun of them. There are no hate groups forming against them. Babies used to sort of fall in that category, until the advent of Dead Baby jokes and the like. In our modern society, babies are now a target too. What really bothers me is that Hello Kitty is NOT!!! I have searched for a Hello Kitty hate group and come up dry. Someone has GOT to corrupt her image.
I personally suggest throwing a butthole on that fat cat and watching the crowds rip her to shreds. Buttholes also make people violent. Remember when the angels visited Lot and the men of the city wanted Lot to send them out so they could have at them, or rather, their buttholes.
There is no denying the draw of the butthole.
The End.

Who Is Tired of Blogging?

me me!!!!!
let's all go on strike.
let's build and stain furniture.
let's regiment our daily affairs so as to reach optimum production.
sorry about the butthole post.