Gilbert O'Sulllivan's tribute to my pillow-

unless you are familiar with the Gilbert O'Sullivan song "Alone Again, Naturally", this particular post is going to seem a bit stupid. But allow me to assure you from the outset that it's brilliant. Please remember to sing the post. not this part. it will be self-evident.

Oh pillow of buckwheat
where did first we meet?
at a k-mart display of items seen on tv by me
little did i know
that i would love you so
i'd be whisked away
to another day
on your grainy midnight O-cean
asleep again, naturally

if you need me to sing it for you, i can. email me. i'll give you the number.
"you give me yer number, i call you up, you act like a p****, don't interrupt..."