My grandfather lives in Georgia and people affectionately refer to him as "Curly". Last time I went to his house, this sign was posted in his yard. He was trying to tell the Georgia Power people not to cut any trees on his property without consulting him. Apparently, the best way to do this is to write in your own blood. I want a sign like this in my yard. I think it is the best thing ever.
posted by la fille du fromage at 6:35 PM
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I do all my correspondence in blood. It really stands out, and it makes people take you seriously.
Thankfully I don't have too much in a given week so the bloodloss is not a big issue.
or perhaps you can attribute your alabaster skin to the weekly mail...
oddly enough, i once received a letter from an admirer that was written to me in his blood. it smelled a bit. he was the only male i ever initiated a relationship with. then i got freaked out (not by the blood, just in general) and refused to talk to him. this has bothered me ever since. it weighs upon my mind. i'm sorry eddie walters, wherever you are.
I usually wait til after the first kiss to send a girl a letter; I understand how the messages in blood thing takes getting used to.
I am just more sincere than most people, I guess.
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