New Studies Show That Everyone Is The Same
According to recent studies overseas, men are becoming more like women, women are becoming more like men, and both children and adults are becoming more like teenagers.
Apparently this trend isn't limited to humans. As the title link shows, male fish are bearing eggs in the Potomac. I want all males to bear eggs, not just the aquatic, Maryland types.
I really like the following excerpt from the article:
Many scientists are concerned that people, as well as other animals, might be affected. "It's not good news that there's something that feminizes male fish in your water," said Gina Solomon, a senior scientist at the Natural Resources Defense Council.
That cracks me up. I want to be a senior scientist.
Apparently this trend isn't limited to humans. As the title link shows, male fish are bearing eggs in the Potomac. I want all males to bear eggs, not just the aquatic, Maryland types.
I really like the following excerpt from the article:
Many scientists are concerned that people, as well as other animals, might be affected. "It's not good news that there's something that feminizes male fish in your water," said Gina Solomon, a senior scientist at the Natural Resources Defense Council.
That cracks me up. I want to be a senior scientist.
posted by la fille du fromage at 3:45 PM
6 Comments:
So you stay home from work, read cnn.com, and post to your blog.
Of course, this isn't really good news until the females can start fertilizing said eggs. As it is now, no babies can happen at all, which is only all right if this is the end of days. I admit it looks that way, but while there's still hope it would be nice with the perpetuation of all species.
-Jeanne
Sometimes I feel trapped in a mans body.
(in a 275 lb baritone voice)
"Well, sometimes I gets da menstrual cramps real bad."
Yeah, you guys are screwed. You're in Maryland. You've got ovaries creepin' up yer pants right now.
I wonder what the not senior scientist would say.
Hey, great news! Male fish now can lays eggs too!
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